Actually Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky

I received an e-mail today from James Bryan, Executive Fellow at Alpha Epsilon Pi National ("The Jewish Fraternity"), confirming my apperance at the AEPi National Convention to be held in Louisville, KY on August 10. Before the poker tournament, in the same room, I will be doing 20 to 30 minutes for 100 to 200 brothers. That's alotta minutes, and alotta Jews.

I sent a reply e-mail thanking James for the opportunity and asking about any censorship of my act, with regards to language or subject matter. The response:

I talked to andy... he said all is ok within reason... Two places to
keep away from: Handicapped and Gay ppl.
I look forward to hearing what you have.
James

So I've already begun preparing. Figure I'll do 5 minutes on the handicapped, 5 minutes on the gays, and the rest on the handicapped gays.

So this faggot in a wheelchair walks into a bar...